Rosie: Your insightful verse has inspired me to suggest a poem contest to document Jetstar's many and varied shortcomings. I'm not much of a poet, but offer the following:
There once was an offshoot of Qantas,
With fees hidden well do they haunt us.
Jetstar baggage police,
Have a mandate to fleece.
Then respond to complaints just to taunt us.
Have some fun with this. I'm planning to submit this, along with a concise explanation of Jetstar's deliberately misleading documentation and usurious baggage fees, to a major Sydney newspaper. Wish me luck! Cheers!
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